Monday’s Hot Clicks: Young Rockies and Nationals Fans Pull Off Trade of the Season
These Kids Will Be General Managers Some Day
The smartest move in baseball yesterday was this trade pulled off by two kids in the stands at Nationals Park. Washington’s Matt Wieters hit a home run that was caught by a Rockies fan, while Colorado’s DJ LeMahieu hit a blast that landed in the hands of a Nats fan. So the kids decided to swap souvenirs and go home with the ones hit by their team’s players. Genius.
Bartolo Colon Was Almost Nolan Ryan for a Night
I’m honestly not sure there will be a more impressive individual performance in baseball this season than Bartolo Colon, five weeks shy of his 45th birthday, taking a perfect game into the eighth inning against the defending World Series champions.
This is a guy who was atrocious enough last season that it was pretty shocking he found a job this year. His fastball averaged 87.5 mph over his first three starts but was up around 89 mph on Sunday and he threw it on 83 of his 99 pitches, yet no one was able to hit it until the 23rd batter of the game. I think Evan Grant of the Dallas Morning Newsdid a good job laying out just how improbable it was.
Braves pitcher Brandon McCarthy also had one of the best reactions of the night.
This Is the Start of a Movie
Four baboons escaped from a San Antonio research facility this weekend. Three of them were quickly captured, but the fourth remained at large for several hours. The facility houses about 2,500 baboons, so I can only assume this was a practice run for a large-scale uprising.
A Tale of Two Toilets
It’s always great when you can start off the week with some potty humor. Fans in Philly put pictures of Sidney Crosby in the arena urinals for Game 3 on Sunday. All Sid did was go out and have four points in a 5–1 Pittsburgh win.
Meanwhile, in NASCAR, driver Bubba Wallace got locked in his bus and had to exit through the toilet.
Bits & Pieces
The Indians streamed video games on the jumbotron during a rain delay. ... John Cena and Nikki Bella, who had been dating for six years, broke off their engagement. ... R. Lee Ermey, the man most famous for his role in Full Metal Jacket, is dead at the age of 74. ... Patrick Reed showed up at the Rockets game wearing his Masters green jacket. ... Boston.com is liveblogging the Boston Marathon, which is taking place in just the worst weather imaginable.
Russ Is an Icon
The thing I appreciate most about Russell Westbrook is that his fashion sense is a perfect encapsulation of his playing style.
Clear, huh?
Searching for My Lost Shaker of Salt
Of All the Days for a Gatorade Shower
Wilmer Flores was the hero for the Mets on Sunday, with a walk-off homer in the ninth.
As is the custom, his teammates showered him with Gatorade. The only problem is it was freezing cold out. Your thoughts, Wilmer?
Franz Ferdinand Invites Fan on Stage to Play Drums
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Almost Enough to Make Up for That Crushing Defeat
A Good Song
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