Taking a shot at the GOAT.

By Dan Gartland
January 29, 2019

Taking a shot at the GOAT

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Not everyone is pleased to see Tom Brady in yet another Super Bowl. Like in Pittsburgh, for instance, where the Patriots-Steelers rivalry lives on even though the Steelers missed the playoffs this year. During yesterday’s late afternoon news on KDKA, the Pittsburgh CBS affiliate, the station ran a chyron identifying Brady not as “Patriots quarterback” but as “known cheater.”

Hey, that’s totally fair. Remember the 10-year-old kid in Kentucky who won his science fair by proving Brady was a cheater? That should be enough proof right there. It’s not just Deflategate, either. How about how Brady benefited from Bill Belichick taping other teams’ practices during the Spygate scandal? And maybe there are other ways Brady is cheating that we just don’t know about yet. Rather than risk libeling Brady, I’m just going to link to two news stories here. 

The main problem I have with this isn’t calling Brady a cheater. It’s that Boston fans feed off this sort of hate more than any other fan base. We don’t need to give them any more reasons to feel aggrieved. If the Patriots end up winning on Sunday, there will be a non-zero number of fans at the championship parade wearing anti-KDKA T-shirts. 

I’ve reached out to KDKA to ask whether multiple people signed off on the “cheater” chyron or if it was a rogue editor’s joke and whether they’ll be reprimanded. I’ll update this post if I hear back. 

The Grizzlies blew an epic lead

A 25-point third-quarter lead should be insurmountable, right? Or at least a 19-point advantage in the fourth quarter should be. But the Grizzlies found a way to let the Nuggets come all the way back by getting outscored by 20 points in the fourth. 

Mark Sanchez is a good sport

This reeks of a Super Bowl ad but I can’t for the life of me figure out what they’re trying to sell me. I think maybe they’re just trying to sell Mark Sanchez as a comedic actor? If that’s it, it’s working. We already knew Sanchez could have fun at his own expense, now it looks like he can do it on script. 

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Who wants free stuff?

With snacking on the mind before the Super Bowl, we’re giving away three prize packs from Kettle Brand potato chips. (The prizes won’t arrive until after the game, but still.) Each winner will get a case full of Kettle’s Buffalo bleu, salt and ground pepper, dill pickle and brand new wasabi ranch flavors. 

Here’s what you need to do. Follow these instructions carefully or you won’t be entered. Send me an email (dan.gartland@simail.com) with the subject line “I want chips” and tell me which former Yankees pitcher new Yankees pitcher Adam Ottavino got his picture taken with when he was a kid. The answer is in yesterday’s Hot Clicks. The 15th, 30th and 45th person to email me with the right answer (and the right subject line) will win.

Update: All prizes have been claimed—way faster than I expected!

Around the sports world

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Wade Phillips knows Tony Romo knows what’s coming

The Super Bowl is going to look great in this stadium

The Raiders are a total mess right now

You have no chance stopping this

Not sports

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An unfinished city of Disney castles

This was supposed to be a $200 million development of French-style miniature castles in Turkey before the builder ran out of money.

I don’t think you can call that a ferry anymore

The best Twitter thread I’ve seen in a long time

(Click here to read the whole thread.)

That return of “The Dude” that Jeff Bridges teased is just an ad for skunk beer

People forget how spectacularly trashy England can be

A good song

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