What If Alex Cora Apologized For Sign Stealing Scandal?

What if someone actually apologized for baseball's sign stealing scandal? I know, right? I'm dreaming. Nobody ever apologizes for a baseball indiscretion. Not really. It's always "I'm sorry that I tested positive for insert-drug-of-choice-here. I thought it was cold medicine." Hey, thanks for that, pal. I'll drop everything and welcome you back with open arms, right now, this very minute, today.
Houston's Jose Altuve isn't apologizing for his Astros' activities. And Alex Bregman certainly isn't. Nobody is. Why? Because lawyers. Because hubris. Because "we're a team, we stick together, Mike Fiers is the real bad guy here." Because scoreboard. Because some bleeping thing.
Here's how you apologize, OK? From Tom Wilson, of SI's All Dodgers and Dodger Fan Weekly, It's not that complicated.
This might be helpful... pic.twitter.com/52W7T8R4Tc
— Dodger Fan Weekly (@DodgerFanWeekly) January 22, 2020
Now, was that so hard?
Howard Cole has been writing about the Dodgers since Y2K. Follow him on Twitter.

Howard Cole is a news and sports journalist in Los Angeles. Credits include Sports Illustrated, Forbes, Rolling Stone, LAT, OCR, Guardian, LA Weekly, Westways, VOSD, Prevention, Bakersfield Californian and Jewish Journal. Founding Director, IBWAA.