The Patriots begin their season against the Chiefs tonight, not the Falcons. The score is currently 0–0, not 28–3.
But, New England would like us to remember a different time, a special one in team history, because they are the Patriots and they are insufferable.
Did you know the Falcons blew a 28–3 lead in the Super Bowl? Because I knew that.
The Patriots did too. It doesn’t take an Apple watch.