How does one build on perfection? Coming off a season in which they made the outcome of the Super Bowl little more than a formality after the first quarter, the Seattle Seahawks are at the top of the sports world. But there is yet one frontier to conquer: hot dogs. Fear not, brave patrons of CenturyLink Field -- no longer will you be forced to snack on 7" hot dogs like some kind of imbecile...
WHAT DO THEY CALL THIS WITCHCRAFT?: The Hawk Dog
WHAT COMPRISES SUCH A THING?: Hot dog topped with chipotle cheese sauce, Pico De Gallo, diced red peppers, diced jalapenos, sour cream, and guacamole with blue and green tortilla strips. It's like a fiesta in your mouth if that fiesta was on steroids and lasted for eternity.
WHO HATH WROUGHT THIS MONSTROSITY: CenturyLink Field, home of the Seattle Seahawks.
HOW MASSIVE IS THIS WORK OF SHEER AND UTTER GENIUS?: 24 inches
AND HOW MUCH DOES IT COST?: $24.
THAT'S LIKE, A DOLLAR PER INCH OF AMAZING: Wow you're some kind of mathematical genius.
SHOULD I EAT THIS ALONE OR SHARE IT: It all depends on how American you are.
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