WHAT DO THEY CALL THIS WITCHCRAFT?: Potachos
WHAT COMPRISES SUCH A THING?: They're nachos except made with potato chips, the perfect solution for the (likely diseased) person who has ever thought "these nachos could use more salt."
WAIT, SERIOUSLY?: Yes.
WHO HATH WROUGHT THIS MONSTROSITY: Comerica Park, home of the Detroit Tigers.
HOW MANY CALORIES WE TALKIN'?: There's no exact calorie count for the potachos sold at Comerica Park, but a similar item at Denny's apparently accounts for 1460 total calories. I'm not even mad, I'm just impressed.
AND HOW MUCH DOES IT COST?: $8.50
AM I A BAD PERSON FOR WANTING TO EAT THESE?: No, but you certainly aren't a good person either.
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