Strangest shots from 2014 NBA Media Day

"I should have stayed in South Beach."

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"I'm either praying or begging for forgiveness."

"'OK, now how about you guys pick up Mike? Yeah, just kind of hold him like that. OK, big smiles!"

Dwight actually does this before every interview.

Kostas, is this the first time you've ever held a basketball?

That's not a child-sized ball. That's just a 7-foot-5, 355-pound man.

"Soooo happy I'm doing this for the last time."

"My name is my name!"

Probably not a good sign that there's more interest in Game Operations than NBA Live 15.

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Martell Webster came to Media Day hoping to attract attention. He accomplished his goal. You win, Martell, you win.

The Jazz hope never to see Enes Kanter strike this pose in an actual game.

Even these guys seem to realize this isn't going to work.

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That's …. pretty clever.

Right before taking this picture, a photographer showed David West the Pacers' 2014-15 roster.

This just doesn't feel right.

Danny Granger's transformation to James Jones is almost complete!