Which Beard Is More Useful: Basketball Hoop-Shaped Beard, Or Bowl-Shaped Beard?

Thursday October 24th, 2013

Earlier this week we wrote about new-age toy hoops. Frankly, I'd rather dunk on this guy's beard.


That said, when it comes to pure utility of a beard structure, it's hard to top our old friend.


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