Fear Not: Steven Seagal Assures Public the Olympics Will Be Safe

Counter-terrorism expert, noted diplomat, and star of Under Siege 2: Dark Territory Steven Seagal told Fox News' Mike Huckabee that chances of a successful terrorist attack at the Winter Olympics in Sochi are slim.

Seagal, who has previously claimed to have worked with the CIA, told Huckabee that he is "very familiar" with Russia's elite Spetsgruppa Alfa anti-terrorist team and that he believes they are the best suited group to handle any possible security issues during the games.

I can only think of one man who is better suited for the job: Steven Seagal. THROAT RIP!