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By Extra Mustard
January 21, 2015

As a Pro Bowl captain, Houston Texans defensive end J.J. Watt gets to pick a team for the game. With the first selection in the draft, he selected "neckbeard with the arm."

While Watt could have been referring to your run-of-the-mill Brooklyn resident or perhaps U.S. men's national soccer team goalkeeper Tim Howard, he was actually talking about Indianapolis Colts quarterback Andrew Luck, which probably makes more sense. 

Here's hoping Watt calls Odell Beckham Jr. "dyed hair with the hand." 

[h/t John Breech]

- Stanley Kay

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