Never flying again.
Next time you go to book a flight, you might want to consider a train, or an RV.
On the way to Mexico City this weekend, one passenger found a snake just dangling from the ceiling of his aircraft. Officially never want to fly again.
In a statement to the Associated Press, Aeromexico (the airline) said “the plane was given priority landing in Mexico City, where workers ‘secured the reptile.’”
Yeah, you make sure you secure the hell out of that thing. Next time, don’t let it make it past TSA. It’s bad enough they make us take off our belts and shoes and wait in line for an hour, now we’ve got snakes on a plane.
Phew—made it that entire blog with one Samuel L. Jackson reference. Eat it.
– Kenny Ducey