Friday’s P.M. Hot Clicks: Tess Jantschek; Rex Ryan needs new jokes
The Process is convoluted
Ben Simmons is out for the season, even though the Sixers led everyone to believe he was coming along nicely.
Rex loves dirty jokes
When I was a 19-year-old idiot intern at Deadspin five years ago, I did a post about Rex Ryan wearing an “I’d Hit That” T-shirt. Imagine my surprise when he wore the exact same shirt today at the Yankees game.
Another Kim Jong-nam update
Dedicated Hot Clicks readers will know I am utterly obsessed with the assassination of Kim Jong-un’s half-brother. The latest break in the case is that he was killed with the “most toxic weapon ever.”
P.M. Lovely Lady of the Day
This is Tess Jantschek, who I picked entirely at random. She’s a model who lives in Los Angeles. (Click here for the full-size gallery.)
Stunt Food of the Day
The Royals’ and Rangers’ spring training stadium is selling a hot dog wrapped in a burger patty wrapped in bacon.
Hot Clicks Giveaway
I’m not going to lie. Lunchtime is approaching quickly for me and I’m especially excited because it’s Mexican Day at the caf. It’s actually pretty good, except the salsa is second rate. But maybe that’s because I’ve been spoiled lately by my steady diet of CHI-CHI’S Salsa. As you know, CHI-CHI'S is the maker of awesome, delicious and crowd-pleasing salsas, and as luck would have it, they’ve provided me with five gift packs to give away. We’ll send one to the 50th, 100th, 150th, 200th and 250th person to email Andy (email@example.com) the name of the world’s worst skier. The answer was in A.M. Clicks. Please make the subject line “CHI-CHI’s.”
What a legend
I love my big, strong boy
Odds & Ends
I’m all about these dogs replacing ball boys at a tennis tournament in Brazil. ... Oh, great, now iPhones are exploding. ... I had totally forgotten about the NBA’s failed attempt to introduce a new game ball. ... A politician in Sweden thinks everyone should be having sex on their lunch break. ... South Korea recruited its Olympic hockey teams by emailing Canadians with Korean-sounding names.
I’ll give a pat on the back to the first person to email me (firstname.lastname@example.org) and point out what in this clip made me scratch my head. UPDATE: Congrats to Jobe from Florida who pointed out the “21st home run of the season” graphic just eight minutes after the post went up.
Is this science? Science is cool.
A good song
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