He had enough brawling for this year.
Not this time
Reliever Amir Garrett had one of the most memorable moments of the Reds’ season when he tried to fight basically the entire Pirates roster back in July. The moment led to some incredible photography but also earned Garrett an eight-game suspension. So when Cubs slugger Kyle Schwarber tried to start something Wednesday night in Chicago, Garrett wanted no part of it. He took off sprinting for the safety of the dugout.
Schwarber realized after the game that he was acting like a jerk.
“I was frustrated, obviously,” Schwarber said. “Got the best of me. Whatever it is, I’ve seen it too many times. I shouldn’t have reacted.”
“To be honest, I really don’t even know why he was upset,” Garrett told reporters. “I’ve been going through a little rough patch, and for me to get a big out like that—he’s a great hitter. It’s nothing new. It’s not something I’m just starting to do. I’m passionate.”
“He can have that battle,” Garrett added. “I just wanted to show kids that if you’re provoked, you can turn the other cheek.”
See? Not every celebration has to lead to retribution for breaking the unwritten rules.
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So pretty it should have counted anyway
Hall of Famer, no doubt
Another cool moment for this family
The NFL knows where its bread is buttered
Raekwon McMillan told me when he hit Brady on Sunday - a perfectly legit hit - the referee told him "Stay off Tom." NFL still protecting those QBs amid several early season injuries to marquee ones— Barry Jackson (@flasportsbuzz) September 18, 2019
Pitchers can only throw the ball precisely 60'6"
Who’s this guy?
There are only two guys on the dirt!
Michael Jordan needs a stylist
He never stood a chance
🍔NATIONAL CHEESEBURGER DAY!🍔Renowned competitive eater Takeru Kobayashi takes on Miami Heat Center "Bam" Adebayo and his team in a cheeseburger eating contest all to raise money for a good cause! BurgerFi is donating $100 for every cheeseburger eaten to Feeding South Florida! pic.twitter.com/3tjgah1YRT— WPLG Local 10 News (@WPLGLocal10) September 18, 2019
The Panthers’ backup has a starter’s mentality
Kyle Allen was a big fan of Roger Staubach growing up. His dad knew him. Staubach sent him an autographed picture. “And my cocky 10-year-old butt sent him a signed picture back.”— Joe Person (@josephperson) September 18, 2019
Did scholarships take care of Reggie Bush?
Pete Carroll said he's surprised by California's law that would allow college players to make money off of their likeness.— Joe Fann (@Joe_Fann) September 18, 2019
"I've never been of the thought that players need to get paid."
Mentions scholarships take care of them really well.
Jamal Adams came with receipts
This league is a damn joke! I just got fined $21k for this hit, I signed up to play football not two hand touch. Bullshit! I don’t give a damn about these soft rules protecting QBs. Im gonna play MY brand of football everytime I step on the field. SMH pic.twitter.com/SKlTmBBMf0— Jamal Adams (@TheAdamsEra) September 19, 2019
Best shortstop in baseball
Someone ran around the bases backwards
This is a ton of fun
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Start-up culture in a nutshell
After firing hundreds of staff, the WeWork CEO held a somber all-hands meeting explaining why it was a necessary move, but then trays of tequila were handed out and DMC from Run-DMC burst into the room and performed "It's Tricky" https://t.co/t9oGq8ebTb pic.twitter.com/cuq0aM1Tqi— Tom Gara (@tomgara) September 18, 2019
Bloody mess on my flight to Miami.— Andy Slater (@AndySlater) September 18, 2019
Woman in aisle seat has blister on her foot pop.
Blood splatters across aisle, including on the two guys in front of me, one of their books, and the window.
Flight attendant says @MiamiDadeFire will have to meet flight. pic.twitter.com/3ofAVlfXaW
A good song
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