This is Pedro Martinez handing out ice cream for Good Humor

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Stop what you're doing and just look at this. I know it's a big important sports day. I know there are other things going on. I know it's crazy and you only have two eyes. But it's Pedro Martinez as an ice cream man. I would give anything in the world to have Pedro serve me a Klondike Bar or a Choco Taco or a Creamsicle. Heck, he could just give me the wrapper and I'd be happy.

Pedro, please please please make this your new career. Travel the world serving delicious frozen treats to everyone. You're already an all-time great, but this would likely elevate you to immortality.