Hot Clicks: Marisa Miller: Andrei Kirilenko's bad tattoo

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I was all set to lead this afternoon's Hot Clicks with this cool picture of the scoreboard from Citizens Bank Park in Philadelphia because yesterday was the first time in 57 years that all seven American League games included a team that scored exactly five runs. But then I came across this post on Larry Brown Sports with a picture of Jazz forward Andrei Kirilenko's new back tattoo. Clearly, this is one of the worst tattoos in sports history and I wonder how his wife, who understands the NBA lifestyle, will like her husband's new look.

Andrei's Bad Tattoo

Andrei Kirilenko :: Photo from Twitter (@vicback)

Manchester United forward Wayne Rooney took his wife and 1-year-old son on a family outing at the Knowsley Safari Park last Thursday. Little did he know that the park's monkeys have expensive taste in cars. The animals jumped all over Rooney's $130,000 Audi RS6 Quattro, ruining the windshield wipers and a rearview mirror. The lesson, as always, is that if you're going to drive through the monkey den of a safari park, don't take the good car.

When Monkeys Attack

As a Bostonian, it's getting tougher and tougher to defend Tom Brady. I've tried to ignore the hair, the Ugg deal and the dancing at Carnival. But then I come across these photos of him at this year's Kentucky Derby and I don't know what to say in his defense. There's only so many times I can look at this video and pretend the other stuff isn't happening.

Time For A Tom Brady Intervention?

Last week Jimmy forwarded this twitpic of Marisa Miller posing with Erin Andrews in honor of Miller finally joining Twitter. As luck would have it, Esquire.comjust released some new photos of Miller, which we're making our Photo Gallery of the Day.

Photo Gallery Of The Day

Marisa Miller :: Courtesy of Esquire

Congrats to MMA fighter Bryan Baker, who defeated Joe Riggs on Saturday. He then followed up the knockout by proposing to his wife in the post-fight interview.

Romance In The Cage

Did the Lakers get swept? ... VERSUS commentator Jeremy Roenickisn't a fan of Sharks forward Patrick Marleau ... Salt-N-Pepa were among the celebrities at this year's Kentucky Derby ... Cardinals outfielder Lance Berkman really got into the Mother's Day spirit by wearing pink baseball spikes in yesterday's Cardinals-Brewers game.

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Redskins tight end Chris Cooley joined Jimmy last week for the Hot Clicks Podcast. They discussed American Idol, pottery, the NFL lockout and Maxim's Hot 100 list. You can listed below or download it on iTunes. (Warning: The podcast contains strong language.)

The Hot Clicks Podcast

Phil Jackson uses his postgame press conference yesterday to inform the world that peyote is a substance that can't be smoked.

Phil Jackson Video Of The Day

Am I the only one who is going to miss these awkward interviews between Phil Jackson and TNT's Craig Sager?

One More Phil Jackson Video Of The Day