Jared Goff Audibles, Ranked

“Hey, Ric Flair! Ric Flair!”

One of the coolest genres of sports videos is the mic’d up NFL player. I absolutely love hearing the chatter between opponents on the field and the instructions the players give their teammates. Rams quarterback Jared Goff was wearing a mic in Sunday’s win over the Texans, which was great, but let’s just focus on one short snippet of that video: his checks at the line. 

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Here’s a hasty and under-explained ranking of his audibles:

5. Elvis (Too old.)

4. Dusty (Too vague. Rhodes? Baker?)

3. Obama (Must be a run to the center-left side of the line.)

2. Ric Flair (Must have watched the documentary.)

1. Tupac (California love.)