Cowboys' Micah Parsons Seeks 'Massage Therapist,' Triggers Deshaun Watson Jokes

Micah Parsons is expected to participate with the Cowboys in this week's OTAs here at The Star ... and we're sure the training room will be happy to satisfy his every reasonable need.

FRISCO - Be careful what you wish for, Micah Parsons.

NFL fans are having a ball poking fun at the expense of Dallas Cowboys star Micah Parsons this weekend ... though we should all by now understand that when it comes to Parsons on Twitter, he seems to be in on the joke.

Parsons, one of the NFL's best defensive players and we can argue a coming "Face of the NFL'', took to social media with a request for his fan base.

"I need a professional massage therapist in Dallas!" he tweeted.

First, the easy part: The Cowboys have an almost infinite reach when it comes to pairing their players with professionals who cater to their needs. Within walking distance here inside The Star are doctors, lawyers, chiropractors, chefs, dog-walkers, you name it.

So when Micah opts to skip over that easy option to instead erect a "Help Wanted'' billboard on Twitter? We suspect he knows exactly what he's doing. And what he's doing is inviting punchlines involving former Houston Texans quarterback Deshaun Watson, who was accused of sexual misconduct by two dozen massage therapists, leading to a lengthy NFL suspension in 2022 and then his trade to Cleveland.

And it is in that vein that NFL fans - with 3.2 million people having already scanned the post - are taking to social media offering "help'' to Parsons.

"I’m sure there are a ton in Houston," one fan wrote.

"Reach out to the Houston training staff? I think they would know," another fan added.

Parsons - who has taken some good-natured Twitter heat for his "fandom'' of multiple NBA teams - is expected to participate with the Cowboys in this week's OTAs here at The Star ... and we're sure the training room will be happy to satisfy his every reasonable need.

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