Micah Parsons' Brother Accuses Cowboys of 'Crimes,' Blames Dak, Predicts Star Leaves
FRISCO - We often say in this space that when it comes to players' families - Mom and Dad and Sissy and Junior and Unc and Cuz, from Little League to the NFL - they should be assigned to bring the pom-poms and the orange slices and nothing else.
At this moment, the Dallas Cowboys "family'' obviously doesn't get that.
Now we can add Micah Parsons' brother to the list of Cowboys players relatives who have thrust themselves into the spotlight with incendiary takes resulting mostly from Dallas' playoff loss to Green Bay.
Terrence Parsons Jr. is mad at Cowboys Nation for criticizing his brother, with a social media take saying Micah's critics are "clueless'' and "y'all gonna miss him when he's gone.''
He's also mad at the Cowboys "organization'' for "crimes being done'' to Micah.
Oh, and just for kicks let's add that as part of his vile pile of takes he blames Dak Prescott and the coaches for all of it, saying that the QB and defensive coordinator Dan Quinn should "pack their bags'' while calling for head coach Mike McCarthy to be replaced by "Jim hardbaugh or Mike vabrel.''
Before the loss to the Packers, Parsons issued a series of comments about how "we'' would win the Super Bowl because of "our locker room.''
But after the loss? Terrence's view is, "F*** them coaches as he plots "our'' escape from Dallas.
Meanwhile, CeeDee Lamb's mom also wants her son to be traded by the Cowboys to her hometown Houston Texans because "Dak ain't it,'' with her other suggestion being that Dallas "get rid of Dak's a**!''
And Dak's brother Tad has chimed in, saying, "TRUST ME, if I could get Dak to leave Dallas I would. I too want him out of Dallas.''
News flash: The Cowboys are not trading arguably their three best players, Prescott, Lamb and Parsons, because they lost a game.
Now, is there a way to trade Prescott, Lamb and Parsons' stir-it-up family members? Or is there a way to keep 'em ... while getting them to understand there Gatorade-and-orange-slices roles?
