Monday September 8th, 2014

A European reporter asked Team USA's DeMarcus Cousins if he knew the location of the team's next opponent, Slovenia, and Cousins had a pitch perfect response.

Derek Jeter answers a reporter's phone during presser

Cousins manages to ruin the reporter's "dumb jocks/ugly Americans" angle and point out his own ignorance all with one barb, which probably felt even sweeter than any of the team's wins in the tournament so far.

Barry Bonds is getting the hang of Twitter quickly

Still not as great as Charles Barkley on Angola though.

Brendan Maloy

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