Wednesday February 4th, 2015

Gronk chugged this fireball like a goddamn Super Bowl Champion... And then spiked it. #gronkingtoremember

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Rob Gronkowski is having the best Wednesday ever. He spent the whole day on an amphibious vehicle having people throw adult beverages at him. Such are the privileges of a Super Bowl champion. 

gronk in a minion hat taking a shot of fireball. what else did you expect?! #worldchamps @patriots

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Gronk thinks a shirtless selfie will help him get 'more chicks'

• Watch: Rob Gronkowski, Robert Kraft dance after Super Bowl win​

He also took off his jacket to reveal a jersey with his favorite alternate number

One parade-goer claims to have overhead Gronk offering vodka to a police officer.

And thus begins The Offseason of Gronk. 

- Dan Gartland

[Deadspin, SB Nation, COED]

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