St. Louis Cardinals fans can now wear dirt on their wrists

The best fans in baseball can now own the best watch in baseball, with the best dirt in baseball from the best stadium in baseball.

The best fans in baseball can now own the best watch in baseball, with the best dirt in baseball from the best stadium in baseball.

That’s right, a watch with dirt. You can wear a rubber band around your wrist with real dirt from Opening Day 2015 at Busch Stadium! And it tells the time! Never before has this been an option.

Here is a photo of someone modeling three watches at the same time. The watches are secured rather tightly, possibly cutting off this person’s circulation.

We are so excited to launch these new watches. Each of them has authenticated game-used dirt from Opening Day 2015. pic.twitter.com/T6MssXfZE9

— Cardinals Authentics (@CardsAuthentics) November 20, 2015

These look cool, if you’re in to authentic stadium dirt, and are also one of the Best Fans in Baseball™.

- Kenny Ducey