Ronda Rousey has been announced as the host of the Jan. 23 edition of Saturday Night Live, which made us wonder what exactly the former UFC bantamweight champ would be up to in her time on the 41-year-old variety show.
The Extra Mustard staff got together and guessed at what sketches SNL is likely to put the actress and MMA star into.
Hillary Ronda Clinton
You know how SNL turns Barack Obama into “The Rock Obama”. Hillary Clinton and Ronda Rousey seem likes a good way to put a new spin on that idea.
The (da?) Bears had The Superfans, and Rousey deserves her own roundtable of fawning supporters singing her praises. Replace the jerseys with Affliction shirts, switch the beer with protein shakes, and you are all set.
Selena Gomez's New Bodyguard
The musical guest for the episode will be singer/actress/former Bieber flame Selena Gomez. What if Bieber (played by frequent Bieber impersonator Kate McKinnon) tried to reunite with her in her dressing room only to be foiled by the pop star’s new bodyguard, played by Rousey.
14 Seconds or Fewer: A Game Show
Rousey stars as a contestant on a game show in which contestants must complete increasingly difficult tasks in 14 seconds or fewer. Easy, right? So one would think...
The Drunk Uncle Takes on Everyone's Favorite Argument
Could Ronda Rousey beat Floyd Mayweather in a fight? Nobody knows, but no one has a stronger opinion than your drunk uncle.
Hans and Franz and Ronda
Ronda Rousey is strong. Hans and Franz are strong. Why not get them all together to get pumped up?
Rousey Takes on The Patrick Swayze Canon
Rousey will be starring in the remake of Roadhouse this year, so why not have her test out her acting chops on other classic Patrick Swayze films like Ghost, Dirty Dancing and Point Break?
A Star Wars Thing
Just something about Star Wars. People eat that stuff up.
Will Fight For Money
Seeking to revisit her glory days of fighting on the streets, Rousey walks around the beach looking for all takers. Nobody wants to fight her anymore.
A Verbal Sparring Match
Rousey visits Comic-Con in a Pikachu costume only to find herself in a heated argument with World of Warcraft fans.
Help Me Ronda
No, not “Help Me Rhonda.” Ronda stars in a home improvement show.
Rousey vs. the Bundys
Those guys in Oregon have guns, but Ronda knows jiu-jitsu.