You can buy a Bartolo Colon figurine with a bobble-gut
This might be going a step too far.
Clark Toys is selling a new Bartolo Colon figurine commemorating his surreal home run earlier this month, and in addition to a bobbling head it’s also got a bobble-gut.
Of course, the jiggling midsection is based in fact, but this is still weird, right?
Highlighting Bart’s ample midsection starts to make this less honorific and more derisive, but it’s cool if Bart’s cool with it.
- Dan Gartland