Saturday August 6th, 2016

The opening ceremony for the Rio Olympics featured Gisele, a mini-lecture about global warming and too many commercials.

But the only thing you need to see from Friday’s ceremony is the flag bearer from Tonga, an oiled up Olympian who took full advantage of his temporary spotlight:

Give that man his gold medal.

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