Monday August 22nd, 2016

Dude, let’s talk about this whale straight up catapulting a turtle into the air in the Galapagos Islands. What a total jerk.

A whale’s got absolutely no business messing with a turtle like this. My man was helpless. Flopping around like a washed Peyton Manning deep ball. What a tragedy.

And to make matters worse, the whale just sinks down in the same spot afterward. Now the turtle has to pick up all its things and move to a different part of the water because it just got owned. I’m here for the turtle if it needs anything.

Oh, also:

Yeah, whales are total jerks.

– Kenny Ducey

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