Dan Gartland
Friday August 26th, 2016

Cows seem like docile creatures, right? They just eat grass and fart. Seems pretty chill. 

Wrong. If you’re an annoying kid, cows are apparently not afraid to set you straight. Just look at what happened to this nitwit.

'Man stuck in toilet' is the most horrifying story of 2016​

Who knew cows could be passive-aggressive? Cows are very cool and maybe we should feel bad about eating them. 

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