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Look at this cow teach a twerpy kid a lesson
Cows seem like docile creatures, right? They just eat grass and fart. Seems pretty chill.
Wrong. If you’re an annoying kid, cows are apparently not afraid to set you straight. Just look at what happened to this nitwit.
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[youtube:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qVA81Q00jA]
Who knew cows could be passive-aggressive? Cows are very cool and maybe we should feel bad about eating them.
Dan Gartland is the writer and editor of Sports Illustrated’s flagship daily newsletter, SI:AM, covering everything an educated sports fan needs to know. He joined the SI staff in 2014, having previously been published on Deadspin and Slate. Gartland, a graduate of Fordham University, is a former Sports Jeopardy! champion (Season 1, Episode 5).