There’s a reason pitchers don’t usually wear high heels.
The Astros invited Daniella Rodriguez, Miss Texas 2016, to throw out the first pitch at Wednesday’s game and it was a disaster.
Her pitch, which wasn’t quite as bad as 50 Cent’s, was about 30 feet short and 10 feet wide. Even Joe West wouldn’t have called it a strike.
The windup actually looked pretty good, so it has to be the shoes that were to blame.