Dan Gartland
Thursday September 1st, 2016

First Pitches Don't Get Much Worse

The first pitch Daniella Rodriguez, Miss Texas 2016, threw before Wednesday night’s Astros game was one of the worst I've ever seen.  

The Internet Doesn't Work Like That

A guy in China was so embarrassed by some photos of him dancing that he tried to physically destroy the World Wide Web

#SockGate

Some socks Colin Kaepernick wore three weeks ago are the biggest news story of the day, so we did a little digging

Michelle Rodriguez: P.M. Lovely Lady of the Day

Michelle Rodriguez (no relation to Miss Texas) is the P.M. Lovely Lady of the Day. She has two movies coming out this year, but the one everyone is looking forward to is Fast 8, which comes out next April. (Click here for the full-size gallery.) 

If I Wrote About Cricket

This English sportswriter managed to turn a whole city against him by calling it a “sad place,” among other things.

Let's All Laugh at Andy

Someone sent Andy this Patriots suit, which Rohan said makes him look like “the Masshole version of the Riddler.”

I Think Andy Would Wear These, Too

Odds & Ends

Vanilla Ice was given better odds to win Dancing With the Stars than Ryan Lochte. ... College football starts (for real) tonight. Here’s how to watch if you don’t have cable. ... I promise this story about today’s New York Times crossword puzzle is actually interesting. ... The FSU strength coach who got busted for DUI was drinking in his office with a documentary crew from Showtime. ... Commercial space travel continues to be a wonderful disaster. ... Here’s a great update to the heartwarming story of the FSU receiver eating lunch with a boy with autism.

Australian Money is Awesome

Vin Scully's Only College Home Run, In His Own Words

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