NFL emojis, ranked
If you’re trapped in 2011 and still tweet hashtags unironically, the NFL has good news for you. I ranked the best and worst emoji hashtags for the upcoming season.
There's a New iPhone
Apple just unveiled the iPhone 7. It looks fine. I’m just glad this means I can get the previous iteration for cheap.
You Will Get Nothing And Like It!
A cop in Russia got fired for complaining about the crappy food he was given. What does a guy have to do to get some quality borscht?
Nuria Nieva: P.M. Lovely Lady of the Day
Hot Clicks Giveaway
The MLB season is in its home stretch and there’s no better way to prepare for the postseason than with retro socks from Stance. I wish someone would buy Andy every pair. Or better yet, I should just make him the winner of today’s giveaway. But I won’t do that. Instead, Andy will send socks to the 25th, 50th, 75th, 100th and 150th person who emails Andy (email@example.com) the name of the Filipino hoopster who blocked Stephen Curry’s shot at a basketball camp in Taiwan. The answer was in A.M. Clicks. Please make the subject line Stance.
Did He Get the Sandwich?
Before he got arrested for assault, former Niners fullback Bruce Miller was kicked out of a restaurant for arguing over a sandwich.
A Real Headscratcher
After not taking attendance all quarter, my TA was out of town on exam day. This was the last question. from funny
It Also Looks Like a Cherry
Odds & Ends
I hate when guys are more athletic and smarter than me, like this Rice football player. ... Nintendo is making a Mario game for the iPhone, and you’ll be able to play Pokemon Go on your Apple Watch for whatever reason. ... Are you surprised at all that Mike Francesa disagrees with Colin Kaepernick? ... Roger Goodell feels the same way. ... IKEA’s flagship store makes a whole town smell like literal crap. ... A Reddit user figured out how to find any MLB game since 2009 on YouTube. ... Ezekiel Elliott won’t be charged but this story is getting messier. ... I haven’t seen Atlanta yet but I keep hearing good things.
Japanese Commercials are so Much Better Than Ours
Can't Wait for This Movie
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