Everyone Hates Jay Cutler
Carson Wentz played like a veteran Monday night as the Eagles improved to 2-0 with a victory over the Bears. Jay Cutler continues to be the internet's punching bag and was roasted on Twitter for another poor performance (including the great meme above). Some even contend he has played his final game as a Bear. Other MNF highlights included Jon Gruden and his pool noodle, this guy picking the worst possible time to check his phone and the best pregame magic trick you'll see all season.
TebowMania Hits Port St. Lucie
It's all happening. Tim Tebow reported to Mets camp in Port St. Lucie. The media flocked to cover it. Fans cheered like crazy for routine plays, and I'd be so much more into this whole thing if Tebow hadn't sign a separate deal for his merchandise. It makes the whole thing seem like a money grab.
I love when old people swear. Maybe it's just me. So when this granny busted out an f-bomb when talking about the Gators, I had to share.
Sydney Maler: Lovely Lady of the Day
Dave in Denver requested some love for Sydney Maler. It's been a while since I featured her so let's do it up! Syndey is today's LLOD (click for full-size gallery).
High School Football Gets Political
A high school in Alabama sent a public apology because the team's pregame banner read "Make America Great Again" above the words "Trump the Tigers." Reminder: Election is Nov. 8. Make sure you're registered to vote.
Give These Kids a Scholarship
Four University of Houston students dressed in NBA jerseys are walking around campus with a mini-hoop and dunking on random students. It's tremendous.
Paging Child Services
Think Your Dog is Spoiled?
Paging all Georgetown Fans Who Might Want to Get Married Soon
Odds & Ends
Yasiel Puig and Madison Bumgarner nearly came to blows Monday night ... Florida A&M may not be great at football but its marching band rules ... Baylor can't get out of its own way ... Miami revealed its "Legends of the U" uniforms ... Too many college football players are pulling "DeSean Jacksons" ... What was Calvin Johnson wearing on Dancing With the Stars.
WWE's Xavier Woods Takes Video on his Phone in Middle of Brawl
Ping Pong Trick Shots
Fan of the Night!
Russian Newscasters Get the Giggles
Who Sang It Best: Who Loves the Sun
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