Wednesday September 28th, 2016

If you read that headline, you know what comes next: Usain Bolt, Owen Wilson and Late Late Show host James Corden ran the 100 meter dash, along with some other people, in a parking lot.

Guess who won?

Well, they all tried.

Bolt doesn’t break a sweat and is still like 100,000 furlongs ahead of everyone else. No, not really sure what a furlong is.

Maybe everyone else should get a head start next time.

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