Monday’s P.M. Hot Clicks: Brooklyn Decker; Good news, bad news for two deer

Good News, Bad News

The best video online today is the one you see above, of a deer running through a window into a gym in South Carolina. That deer made it out unscathed. The deer that broke into a house in Indiana (also through a window) wasn’t so lucky. A teen, who sounds like a jerk, shot it.

What A Mess

These guys who intentionally spread a false rumor about the Vikings’ stadium being used as a homeless shelter should be ashamed.

Call Me Home Houseman

My favorite thing about this story on the year in name changes is the guy who has yanked every one of the 108 name-change petitions he’s filed.

Brooklyn Decker: P.M. Lovely Lady of the Day

You probably know who Brooklyn Decker is, but I’ll paste the first line of her Wikipedia page here just in case: Brooklyn Danielle Decker Roddick (born April 12, 1987) is an American fashion model and actress best known for her appearances in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, including the cover of the 2010 issue. (Click here for the full-size gallery.)

Brooklyn Decker's Best Moments: SI Swimsuit

Moon Splash

Cusp

Vix Swimwear

Letarte by Lisa Cabrinha

Sauvage Swimwear by Elizabeth Southwood

Vix Swimwear

Bacirubati Mare

Rosa Chá

Sugar Free by Vanessa Hall

Ondademar

Sauvage Swimwear by Elizabeth Southwood

La Perla Mare

Letarte by Lisa Cabrinha

Elizabeth Southwood for Sauvage Swimwear

Yea or Nay?

Which year’s NBA Christmas jerseys were the best?

This Photo is Insane

A Russian ambassador was shot to death at an art exhibit in Turkey today and the photographer on the scene kept taking photos.

I Think About This Tweet From Time to Time

You vs. the Guy She Tells You Not to Worry About

Thought #NFL fans would like this picture I took of a few old guys last night after the #Broncos #Patriots game. 🐐 #Legends #Greatness pic.twitter.com/a7DXDPR7lT
— Brandon Stokley (@bstokley14) December 19, 2016

The Perfect Gift For Your Woman

Christmas is around the corner and you still don't have a gift for your girlfriend/wife. Fear not, I have the solution. NFL purses and wallets! Yup, NFL purses and wallets. They exist and you should get one now.
Available on Amazon | $48 for Cowboys wallet (but they have many other products)

Odds & Ends

FIFA fined the four British national teams for wearing symbols in honor of fallen soldiers. ... I’m not sure I’m classy enough for any of these champagne cocktails, but they sound pretty good. ... I consider it a win that only one SI.com staffer made Deadspin’s Worst Tweets of the Year list. ... A South Carolina politician wants people to have to pay $20 to get porn on their computers. ... The Astros’ and Nationals’ new spring training complex is overrun by birds. ... The National Lacrosse League has a new logo that looks more like some defense company than a lacrosse league.

Mongolia’s George Strait

The Big Apple!

New York’s new subway line will open on Jan. 1. I assume the rats move in on Jan. 2.

LCD System + Miles Davis = WHOA

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