Wolfsburg is doing all it can to beat Real Madrid in their Champions League quarterfinal match on Wednesday.
The German club led 2–0 late in the first half, thanks in large part to the sacrifice of players such as Vieirinha, who lost a damn tooth on the field. Seriously, this video of him spitting out a loose tooth is extremely gross and arguably disturbing.
Just watching this video makes my teeth hurt. Don’t be a hero out on the pitch, man. Teeth are important!
Trophies last for ever but chewing is an extremely satisfying feeling and nothing seems worth losing that satisfaction.