Sports Figures on South Park

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SI Staff
Publish date:
Sep 27, 2012

Sports Figures on South Park

Kirk Cousins, Dan Snyder and Jay Gruden

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Episode: "Go Fund Yourself" (Original Air Date: Sept. 24, 2014) — Washington Redskins owner Dan Snyder visits the boys' corporate headquarters to plead with them to change their name.

Jerry Jones and NFL owners

Episode: "Go Fund Yourself" (Original Air Date: Sept. 24, 2014) — Redskins owner Dan Snyder visits NFL headquarters to speak with Rodger Goodell and the other team owners.

Roger Goodell

Episode: "Sarcastaball" (Original Air Date: Sept. 26, 2012) — Goodell introduces the Broncos new coach Randy Marsh, who brings Sarcastaball, a ridiculously safe and emasculating new game he sarcastically created, with him. | Episode: "Go Fund Yourself" (Original Air Date: Sept. 24, 2014) -- Redskins owner Dan Snyder seeks the help of Goodell-Bot.

Replacement Referees and Peyton Manning

Episode: "Sarcastaball" (Original Air Date: Sept. 26, 2012) — The replacement refs disagree on a scoring play as Randy Marsh leads Peyton Manning and the Denver Broncos to their first victory in Sarcastaball.

Jim Rome

Episode: "Sarcastaball" (Original Air Date: Sept. 26, 2012) — Randy Marsh makes an appearance on "Rome".

Jimmie Johnson, Jeff Gordon, Dale Earnhardt, Jr. and Danica Patrick

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Episode: "Poor and Stupid" (Original Air Date: Oct. 6, 2010) — Cartman joins the other NASCAR drivers for a press conference.

Tony Kornheiser

Episode: "Poor and Stupid" (Original Air Date: Oct. 6, 2010) — PTI picks up Cartman's video podcast about flavored dip and President Obama.

Tiger Woods

Episode: "Sexual Healing" (Original Air Date: March 17, 2010) — The boys play the new Tiger Woods video game.

Ben Roethlisberger

Episode: "Sexual Healing" (Original Air Date: March 17, 2010) — Sex addicts, including Roethlisberger and Tiger Woods, review the fundamental problem behind their addiction.

John Cena and Edge

Episode: "W.T.F." (Original Air Date: Oct. 21, 2009) — The boys attend a professional wrestling match between John Cena and Edge.

Bill Belichick

Episode: "Eek, A *****!" (Original Air Date: April 9, 2008) — Cartman teaches inner-city kids how to use the white person method to succeed. (Although only a photo of Belichick is seen rather than a poorly voiced impersonation, he could not be excluded).

Magic Johnson

Episode: "Tonsil Trouble" (Original Air Date: March 12, 2008) — Magic Johnson helps the boys in their quest to find a cure for AIDS.

Jay Cutler

Episode: "Guitar Queer-O" (Original Air Date: Nov. 7, 2007) — Stan and Kyle meet Cutler at a mansion party in Denver.

Colorado Avalanche and Detroit Red Wings

Episode: "Stanley’s Cup" (Original Air Date: Nov. 15, 2006) — Denver County doesn't show for the big game at The Pepsi Center, so Stan's Park County pee wee hockey team has to play the Red Wings instead.

Mark McGwire, Barry Bonds and Jason Giambi

Episode: "Up The Down Steroid" (Original Air Date: March 24, 2004) — The professional ballplayers appear at the Special Olympics to announce the Grand Champion, Jimmy, who cheated by using steroids.

O.J. Simpson

Episode: "Butters' Very Own Episode" (Original Air Date: Dec. 12, 2001) — The Stotches, attempting to cover up the disappearance of their son Butters, meet other, more famous people, with something in common.

Kobe Bryant

Episode: "Here Comes The Neighboorhood" (Original Air Date: Nov. 28, 2001) — The men from the bar don't take kindly to another new rich person in town, Kobe, and send him a message.

Brett Favre

Episode: "Summer Sucks" (Original Air Date: June 24, 1998) — Favre meets Mr. Garrison's puppet, Mr. Hat, in the sauna at a sports spa in Green Bay.

John Elway

Episode: "City on the Edge of Forever (Flashbacks)" (Original Air Date: June 17, 1998) — Cartman remembers the time his father was revealed a bit differently.

Brent Musburger (voiced himself)

Episode: "City on the Edge of Forever (Flashbacks)" (Original Air Date: June 17, 1998) — The boys misremember Scuzzlebutt, a misunderstood creature that had an arm made of celery, and Patrick Duffy, now Musburger, as a leg.

Michael Buffer (voiced himself)

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Episode: "Damien" (Original Air Date: Feb. 4, 1998) — The professional ring announcer introduces the boxers in the ultimate fight between good and evil and the crowd goes wild.

Sports Figures on South Park