Pros: Everything except the con
Con: The guy lives in Ukraine
If anyone reading this has plans to attend the 2014 Olympics in Sochi—maybe you're a U.S. National Team member (congrats), maybe you just like southwestern Russia in February—I would be forever grateful if you could take a day trip up the coast of the Black Sea and over into Ukraine, and then find this man and convince him to do a pop-up tour of the States. Or just of Chicago. Thanks. America.