The news that DMX will fight George Zimmerman in a celebrity boxing match has prompted us to reflect back on a time when celebrity fights were strictly to the death and done in claymation. And thus it is with great pleasure, and remote shame, that I present Extra Mustard's favorite MTV Celebrity Deathmatches of all-time, because these are the only things that can possibly rival a George Zimmerman v. DMX boxing match in terms of complete and utter ridiculousness:
Bob Marley v. Shaggy:
The Three Stooges v. The Three Tenors:
Jim Carrey v. Mariah Carrey:
Joe Pesci v. Napoleon:
Kid Rock v. Eminem:
Rage Against the Machine v. The Machine:
And perhaps the most juvenile of them all...