Chad "OchoCinco" Johnson recently appeared on NiteCap with Peter Bailey, where he discussed myriad topics, including the time he cheated on his wife, Evelyn Lozada. Johnson succinctly summed up his thoughts on the matter by saying, that like himself, Martin Luther King was "ho'in."
Look, everyone's been there. You get caught doing something you weren't supposed, so you compare yourself to one of the greatest Civil Rights leaders of all time.
For more of Johnson's terrible relationship advice, watch the video above or you can watch him burn bridges for the Montreal Alouettes... if he can get a work permit.
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