Rays' Wil Myers bike horn giveaway looks like a demon

The Tampa Bay Rays have a creative giveaway coming up this Sunday, handing out a bike horn that looks like the head of right fielder Wil Myers.
There is only one problem: The bike horn looks like an evil demon who will eat your hand if you touch it.
What, you ask? Head-on view of the #Rays @wilmyers bike horn to be given away Sunday. pic.twitter.com/ihnaR9QkMH
— Marc Topkin (@TBTimes_Rays) July 30, 2014
Here's what that #Rays @wilmyers bike horn looks like from the side. Nice hair, right? pic.twitter.com/naYQrhRV8H
— Marc Topkin (@TBTimes_Rays) July 30, 2014
Perhaps Myers wronged someone in the Tampa Bay promotions department, or maybe it is hard to capture any facial expression other than "death grin" in a rubber mold?
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No matter what the cause, motorists of Tampa Bay should be on the lookout for bikes, because people will certainly not be honking these horns.
-Brendan Maloy

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