Marcin Gortat calls himself 'Sexual White Chocolate'

Washington Wizards center Marcin Gortat was asked to explain he and teammate Martell Webster's dueling mowahk hairstyles, and his answer is one of the finest you are likely to hear from an NBA player this season.

Washington Wizards center Marcin Gortat was asked to explain he and teammate Martell Webster's dueling mohawk hairstyles, and his answer is one of the finest you are likely to hear from an NBA player this season.

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Hopefully the NBA will bring back its nickname uniforms worn by the Nets and Heat so that the world can have Wizards jerseys with Sexual Black Chocolate and Sexual White Chocolate written across the back.

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- Brendan Maloy