A hearty congratulations to the Kansas City Royals for sweeping the Los Angeles Angels and moving one step closer to winning the World Series. You know what that means? More chances for you to head over to their upcoming home games and honor them by stuffing your face with this week’s genius concession concoction. Fortunately, this item also celebrates the three most important food groups known to man (or at least to Extra Mustard): cheese, carbs and bacon. Behold!
WHAT IS THIS WITCHCRAFT: Pulled Pork Mac N’Jack Sausage
WHO HATH WROUGHT THIS MONSTROSITY?: Kauffman Stadium, home of the Kansas City Royals.
New menu offering at the K: pulled pork mac 'n' jack sausage pic.twitter.com/E6FdraKM5n— Adam Rasmussen (@adam_ras) April 8, 2013
WHAT COMPRISES SUCH A THING?: Pepperjack sausage topped with pulled pork, spiral mac and cheese and bacon crumbles, served in a bun. Don’t forget the scallions for a sophisticated finish.
I’M EXPECTED TO EAT ALL THAT? Please. Compared to our past monstrosities, this wee thing is a bite-sized delicacy. You'd better get like, seven or eight.
BUT HOW MANY CALORIES ARE WE TALKING? According to this MyFitnessPal estimate, 804.
WELL, HOW MUCH DO I HAVE TO PAY? Just hand over the $10.50.
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