Sorry J.J. Watt, your dream girl Jennifer Aniston is reportedly married

Things usually go J.J. Watt’s way, but he caught a tough break on Wednesday when his dream girl, Jennifer Aniston, married her longtime boyfriend Justin Theroux.

Things usually go J.J. Watt’s way, but he caught a tough break on Wednesday when his dream girl, Jennifer Aniston, married longtime boyfriend Justin Theroux.

Watt met Aniston earlier this summer and posted evidence on Instagram, in which the defensive player of the year had one of the largest smiles in recorded history.

Aniston and Theroux told friends and family they were coming to a birthday party for the Leftovers actor, but when guests showed up they found a wedding cake and officiant and the pair tied the knot.

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Maybe Watt can win her away by challenging her new husband to a box jump contest.