Ryan Fitzpatrick assures Rex Ryan he is having sex, despite his beard

Ryan Fitzpatrick says he is actually very handsome.

Ryan Fitzpatrick, the former Harvard quarterback, has a beard—a big, bushy, luscious beard. Professional press conference jester Rex Ryan, however, isn’t a fan of the look.

But Fitzpatrick would like to make it clear that, despite his wooly visage, he is actually quite sexually appealing.

Rex should know better than to crack jokes about a guy’s sex life. 

- Dan Gartland