Wednesday’s Hot Clicks: Baseball Team Takes the Field in Kilts

Those old White Sox shorts are nothing compared to this
Real Ballplayers Wear Kilts. pic.twitter.com/CVJz0DSLGQ
— Savannah Bananas (@TheSavBananas) July 17, 2018
We’re approaching the 42nd anniversary of the time the White Sox became the first MLB team to wear shorts in a game. What the Savannah Bananas of the Coastal Plains League did last night might even be a step too far for Bill Veeck.
Their game against the Macon Bacon (still not as good a name as the Macon Whoopee) was part of a “St. Patrick’s Day” promotion, which included green beer at the concession stands and, yes, kilts on the players.
MUST SEE! @TheSavBananas to wear kilts during St. Patrick's Day themed game against @GoMaconBacon tonight. Bananas are believed to be first team in world to wear kilts in regulation game. #SCtop10 @WJCLNews @espn @MLB @CPLBaseball @FOXSports @ABC pic.twitter.com/DtoO73ojkX
— Frank Sulkowski WJCL (@TheBigGuyWJCL) July 17, 2018
It wasn’t just a pregame stunt, either—the players actually wore them during the game.
No we were not joking. They are wearing kilts the whole game. First pitch in a kilt. pic.twitter.com/s1Vc252hBa
— Savannah Bananas (@TheSavBananas) July 17, 2018
It looks like a lot of the players (smartly) opted to wear tights underneath their man-skirts to avoid any nasty side effects of a slide, although the pitcher appears to have just let his legs air out.
And because this is a college summer league where the players act as their own grounds crew, the novelty outfits made for an incredible scene when rain swept over the area.
The rain won tonight.
— Savannah Bananas (@TheSavBananas) July 18, 2018
Game rescheduled for July 25th.
Keep your tickets to get into the makeup game. pic.twitter.com/0MoNcY1Yb9
The game ended up being called early on account of the rain, so they’ll do the St. Patrick’s Day gimmick again next Wednesday.
While you were sleeping...
Just as we expected, a massive trade went down the day after the All-Star Game. Well, make that two.
Yes, Manny Machado appears headed to the Dodgers, but Kawhi Leonard is also on the move, though not to Los Angeles with Machado.
The Raptors and Spurs are reportedly nearing an agreement on a trade that would swap Leonard and DeMar DeRozan, and neither guy is happy about it.
"Be told one thing & the outcome another. Can't trust em. Ain't no loyalty in this game. Sell you out quick for a little bit of nothing..."@DeMar_DeRozan's IG story hints he's heading to the Spurs in a trade for Kawhi Leonard pic.twitter.com/KnyScHeyRm
— Sports Illustrated (@SInow) July 18, 2018
Kawhi Leonard has no desire to play in Toronto, league source tells ESPN.
— Chris Haynes (@ChrisBHaynes) July 18, 2018
So the Raptors are really giving up an elite scorer (and a fan favorite) whose contract has two years and a player option remaining in exchange for a pending free agent who obviously has no intention of remaining in Toronto? They better hope they win the East this year.
How Luis Severino learned English
Just as impressive as Severino’s slider is the fact that he picked up English so quickly and so well. And how did he do it? He told Jim Rome a lot of it can be credited to watching Friends.
Severino is hardly alone in that. As this story in the New York Times last season laid out, tons of MLB players owe their English proficiency to the old NBC show. No one is as big a Friends fan as Wilmer Flores, though, who visited the show’s set in California one summer. He also used the theme song as his walk-up music for a time.
Here it is, in all its glory: Wilmer Flores waling up to the "Friends" theme song pic.twitter.com/SCJfs88OeH
— Kenny Ducey (@KennyDucey) September 5, 2016
Bits & Pieces
Brewers reliever Josh Hader had a very bad night after people dug up all his old offensive tweets. (Yahoo’s Jeff Passan went behind the scenes of the situation.) ... My favorite sports story I read yesterday was about this very smart 84-year-old NBA fan. ... Amber Rose, who was previously married to Wiz Khalifa and dated Kanye West and 21 Savage, is now dating a no-name NBA player (Monte Morris). ... The Thai soccer team rescued from a cave has been released from the hospital and addressed the media for the first time. ... Former Arsenal midfielder Santi Cazorla saw his first action with Villareal after missing 636 days with injuries.
That’s a lot of home runs
Can you decipher this sports puzzle?
🏈 🧑🏽 👈 📴 🗓️ 🐂🐂: 🇩🇪 🍚, 🏠🐇 🌜, ➕ 💩 🐻 📑⚰️🍠🍠. pic.twitter.com/CTpAsJn6xg
— Quirky Research (@QuirkyResearch) July 17, 2018
I figured out like a quarter of it.
Always proofread your tweets
Regarding the tweet below, it has been brought to my attention that the term “shagging” was probably a poor choice in words...
— Tad Dickman (@TDickman89) July 17, 2018
My apologies to the UK followers for the NSFW copy.
I saw Austin Powers — I should know that!!!
👇🏼😂👇🏼 https://t.co/IQxng496Pq
[prayer hand emojis]
Lord I’ve seen what you’ve done for others https://t.co/I5OGevtbo5
— Edmond Dantés (@SpoodyQue1) July 16, 2018
This kid can swing it
My 2 year old is better than me. He knows it. He flaunts it. from r/golf
Sean Doolittle explains his ties to Smashmouth
Hey now, you're an All-Star: Nationals reliever Sean Doolittle bonds with @SmashMouth. @SWhyno #AllStarGame https://t.co/7Gf2OALHEt pic.twitter.com/U9ZTnjyDKh
— AP Sports (@AP_Sports) July 18, 2018
A sign you need to get your life in order
This isn’t the least bit surprising if you live in New York
I’ll watch these videos any time
All-Stars guess what aliens look like
I’m pulling for this guy
.@JaredLorenzen22 aka "The Hefty Lefty" was a legend at @UKFootball. Now he’s in the fight of his life. pic.twitter.com/M5kcHMWsZ5
— E60 (@E60) July 17, 2018
A good song
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