The internet wanted to troll Ayesha Curry's dancing at her restaurant opening, so Stephen Curry decided to send them a message.
He'll Milly Rock on all your blocks
Stephen Wardell Curry does not have time to be bothered with your internet takes anymore.
The two-time MVP and three-time NBA champion decided enough was enough on Wednesday when everybody decided to take it a step too far and clown his wife Ayesha for her weak attempt at a Milly Rock during her restaurant opening Tuesday.
Now to be fair, it was poor dancing. Like, it was the least sturdy Milly Rock I might have ever seen from a non-white person. BUT, a lot of people on the internet are way too hype to try and shade Ayesha simply for existing and it's probably gone too far. So here I am on the side of defending the bad dancer instead of getting these jokes off cause too many of y'all don't know how to act.
But Steph knew exactly what to say.
Let's see what dances you're doing at your restaurant opening broke boys.
So what was Plan B?
The Celtics introduced Kemba Walker and Enes Kanter on Wednesday and in addition to Kanter taking a subtle dig at Kyrie Irving, general manager Danny Ainge let it be known this was the Celtics goal all along.
So here's the thing, why lie to our faces Danny? We know the initial plan was to keep Kyrie and then trade for Anthony Davis. We know you got the Pelicans to not move AD at the trade deadline partially because you wanted to get into the conversation but couldn't because of some weird clause in the CBA. We know Anthony Davis said he didn't want to play there. We also know you definitely didn't expect to lose Al Horford.
So why lie?
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That's how you leave a company
In my head it went like this. He went into a studio— Branden Gilbert 🐺🐲 (@Branden_Gilbert) July 18, 2019
Dude: I need a headshot for a funeral.
Photographer: Awe. Who's funeral?
Dude: The game. I'm about to kill it.
Goku would be proud
Why would I use a faceapp to see what it’s like to feel old when I can simply remember the time I played pickup with some high school kids and one of them said to the rest “we can’t let him beat us, this nigga is like 50”— Blame yourself or God (@nomchompsky) July 17, 2019
I was 26
Too many questions
A good song
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