Rockets-Clippers Game Paused After Russell Westbrook Claims Rim Is Crooked

Maybe get your eyes checked instead

Last night’s Rockets-Clippers showdown endured a brief but very unusual delay at the start of the second half.
Houston came out of the locker room and started warming up on the basket it would be shooting on in that half. That’s when Russell Westbrook thought he noticed something wrong with the hoop. The rim was crooked, he claimed and he wanted somebody to fix it.
A guy came out with a ladder and a level to check it out. He shook his head and said, “It’s perfect,” even taking a photo of the level with his phone for proof.
Claiming the basket is off is definitely something you could see Westbrook doing. He’s so confident in his own ability that it wouldn’t be a surprise if he blamed an off shooting night on the hoop rather than his tendency to take difficult shots. But Russ actually played better on the rim he thought was crooked. He dropped 25 of his game-high 40 points in the second half.
“It was lopsided, at least I thought,” Westbrook told reporters after the game. “But it don’t matter.”
Russell Westbrook on his 40-point game and why he protested the rims pic.twitter.com/96QrfKoB1V
— Mark Medina (@MarkG_Medina) December 20, 2019
Westbrook was feeling kind of saucy all night. When longtime nemesis Patrick Beverley was ejected with less than three minutes to play, Russ bade him farewell with a wave as Beverley walked to the locker room.
Patrick Beverley has been ejected. https://t.co/aRkyScieO9
— Dime (@DimeUPROXX) December 20, 2019
That earned Westbrook a technical foul, but he really didn’t care.
Reporter: “After Patrick Beverley got ejected, James Harden came over to you. Do you wish you didn’t do that?”
— Ben Golliver (@BenGolliver) December 20, 2019
Rockets’ Russell Westbrook: “Why would I wish I didn’t do it?”
Reporter: “You got a technical.”
RW: “What else is new?” pic.twitter.com/GiGgzOLmKY
Never change, Russ.
Giannis went OFF
The Bucks came out on top in a potential Finals preview against the Lakers and Giannis Antetokounmpo looked like the most dangerous player in the NBA.
We’re used to seeing Giannis look like a monster around the rim and in transition, but last night he showed off his new three-point stroke. He hit a career-high five threes, including this one off the dribble.
The Lakers called a timeout after that shot and Giannis made it clear that he’s the king now.
"I wear this s*** now!"- Giannis coming for LeBron's crown 😳 pic.twitter.com/1g6qhtuLMN
— ClutchPoints (@ClutchPoints) December 20, 2019
Scary moment for the Thunder
Thunder players are thankfully okay after a shooting occurred while they were at a local mall for a private movie screening. One person was injured and the shooter has since turned himself in to police.
Thunder players were at a private screening of a movie today at Penn Square Mall in OKC when a shooting occurred.
— Erik Horne (@ErikkHorne) December 19, 2019
Per a Thunder spokesman to @TheAthletic: “Thunder security was made aware immediately. The team was never in danger and was safe during the entirety of the event.”
The incident led to this truly bizarre photo of Steven Adams solemnly exiting the mall after a life-or-death situation while carrying a miniature R2D2.
Steven Adams of #okcthunder seen exiting the mall after a shooting at Penn Square Mall. 🙄🙄 pic.twitter.com/MFtWUfnCae
— amber meinke (@Xanders_momm) December 19, 2019
I though it was some kind of toy but it’s actually an enormous soda.
They’re selling giant R2-D2 cups at AMC for $50 a piece and I’ve seen three sold in three minutes 😮 pic.twitter.com/DJJn3eGhPk
— Ryan Satin (@ryansatin) December 20, 2019
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Maryland: 14 made field goals
— Big East Time (@BigEastTimeRTT) December 20, 2019
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Chuck’s Harden impression
What does Chuck think of Harden’s game: 😂 pic.twitter.com/sfXm9oKldD
— NBA on TNT (@NBAonTNT) December 20, 2019
But can we talk about his shorts?
Adam Sandler tossing DIMES in a pickup game 😲
— SI Media (@SISportsMedia) December 20, 2019
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There are 37 different ads on the ice in this arena in Brno. pic.twitter.com/pwYnCU2WKp
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