Here's a name you don't expect to see on this list. Kershaw had the second-shortest outing of his career, going just 1 2/3 and allowing seven runs to the Diamondbacks on six hits and two walks. Just take it as proof that even the very best pitchers on the face of the earth are mortal.
7th -- Jose Fernandez' major league rank in strikeouts, despite tearing his ulnar collateral ligament a week ago. In related news, I miss Jose Fernandez. (Who doesn't?)