Stop me if you heard this one before.
A man was sitting outside on Saturday just chowing down on a giant tub of mayonnaise during a minor league baseball game in Memphis. He was wearing shorts, flip-flops and an undershirt, because why would this guy wear sleeves?
And before you ask, yes, he is.
HE BROUGHT A GIANT TUB OF MAYO TO A BALL GAME! WHO ELSE WOULD DO THAT?
It could always be weirder. At least he wasn't dipping chicken fingers in his soda.
But then again, he has a giant mayo stain on his undershirt and is continuing to just shovel spoonfuls into his mouth.
This might be more absurd than the chicken fingers.