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Stop me if you heard this one before.

A man was sitting outside on Saturday just chowing down on a giant tub of mayonnaise during a minor league baseball game in Memphis. He was wearing shorts, flip-flops and an undershirt, because why would this guy wear sleeves?

And before you ask, yes, he is.

HE BROUGHT A GIANT TUB OF MAYO TO A BALL GAME! WHO ELSE WOULD DO THAT?

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It could always be weirder. At least he wasn't dipping chicken fingers in his soda.

But then again, he has a giant mayo stain on his undershirt and is continuing to just shovel spoonfuls into his mouth.

This might be more absurd than the chicken fingers.