Fred McGriff Is Either Benjamin Button or Hancock or Both

Fred McGriff looks way better than you do and he's probably much older as well.

Someone get me Fred McGriff's skin care routine ASAP.

The five-time All-Star has been out of MLB since 2004 but he looks like he was just selected in June's draft fresh out of high school.

Is it possible that Fred McGriff is actually aging backward? Or maybe he is really immortal and just continues to keep the same skin and face that he had from when he was 21?

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On second thought, this is probably just further proof that Black don't crack.

He's no Angela Bassett, but at 55, his flawless skin is still something to be jealous of.