Comedians Super Bowl Picks

Bill Blank

Tennessee Titans over the New York Giants. The Giants will fumble the game away, prompting all headlines to say. "Giants shoot themselves in the foot!"

Steve Hofstetter

New York Giants. They're the only team in the league with an actual shotgun offense.

Jimmy Pardo

Brazil. Oh wait, this is "American Football." I guess I'll take the Panthers... they have neat helmets.

Ryan Murphy

New York Giants. It will be nice to see one of those lovely Manning brothers finally get the television exposure they so richly deserve.

Adam Ferrara

I'm a Jets fan. That's like asking General Custer, "Who's your favorite Indian?"

Sam Tripoli

Carolina Panthers. Their cheerleaders are the NFL version of the "Rock of Love" girls. I mean two of their cheerleaders got arrested for having bathroom sex. Can't wait to see what they'll do if the Panthers win the Super Bowl!

Keith Alberstadt

New York Giants. If wardrobe malfunctions make great Super Bowl stories, then a team with players who wear loaded guns inside their sweat pants is a team of true champions.

Mike Trainor

New York Giants. The Playoffs are boring. Can't we just have the BCS select the Titans and Giants? Or maybe just the Giants? I'm in a hurry.

The Greg Wilson

Philadelphia Eagles. Obama's got McNabb and his teammates thinking, "Yes We Can!"

Chris Strait

New York Giants. If they can do it by defeating the Steelers, they will have taken out two of the most annoying fan-bases in back-to-back years!

Nick Thune

I had hoped the Dolphins would win. To finally prove they are smarter than humans.

Tom Dreesen

Philadelphia Eagles. If they don't win, the fans in the city of Brotherly Love will kill them.

Kevin Downey Jr.

San Diego Chargers. With an 8-8 regular season record, a Chargers victory would truly be fantasy football.

Marshall Chiles

The Cardinals will win because they are amazing! It's amazing how they can make 40,000 people be so quiet.

Doug Stanhope

No One. I'm (still) a big Lions fan. Not Detroit Lions, the one's that ate Christians.

Carlos Alazraqui

The Eagles will win and MVP Donovan McNabb will share a bowl of Chunky soup with President Obama at the White House!

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