Hot Clicks: Mila Kunis; Wild first day of NCAA tournament

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Jimmy has taken the day off to be with his couch and TV. After yesterday's action, who can blame him? The tournament's first day had buzzer beaters, upsets, near-upsets, ONIONS and a depressed Rick Pitino (above is yesterday's photo of the day. This came in second). Here's a good summary of the firest full day in case you missed anything. What will today hold? Nobody is sure, but one thing to look forward to is Gus Johnson, who is doing play-by-play for George Mason-Villanova, Ohio State-UTSA, Xavier-Marquette and Syracuse-Indiana State. So bust out your Gus Johnson soundboard and enjoy the games.

Tourney Opens With Wild Opening Day

Rick Pitino : Doug Pensinger/Getty Images

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That Other Popular College Sport

In honor of UCLA, which just hung on to beat Michigan State last night, here is a gallery of former Bruin, Mila Kunis.

Lovely Lady Of The Day

Mila Kunis :: Julien Hekimianm/Getty Images

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Madness Isn't Just For College Basketball

If you missed Jimmy's debut Podcast with Chris "Mad Dog" Russo, give it a listen below.

The Hot Clicks Podcast

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Random Links

The Blazers put on a passing clinic yesterday.

Pretty Passing Video Of The Day

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One Shining Moment Video Of The Day